To the glistening eastern sea, I give you Queen Lucy the Valiant. To the great western wood, King Edmund the Just. To the radiant southern sun, Queen Susan the Gentle. And to the clear northern sky, I give you King Peter the Magnificent.
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
Sorry I’m late. But actually my train was late. Well, the second one. The first one I did miss, but that was my cab driver’s fault. I’ve got this great traffic app and— He thought he was right.
Hawai‘i is such a beautiful place.
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
being told i was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now i have a complex and question my entire existence when i dont excel at something right away